A Mother had three ‘virgin’ daughters.

A Mother had three ‘virgin’ daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon
with a few words on how marital sex felt.

1) The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

2) The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read: "Rothmans".
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack:
"Extra Long. King Size"

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

3) The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town . Mom waited for a week, nothing.
Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for South African Airways.
The ad said: "TEN TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

How He Loves Us - Kim Walker / Jesus Culture with Lyrics

He is jealous for me
Love's like a hurricane,
I am a tree
Bending beneath the weight of
His wind and mercy
When all of a sudden, I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory
and I realize just how beautiful You are and how great your affections are for me.

Oh, how He loves us so
Oh, how He loves us
How He loves us so.
(x2)

Yeah, He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves.
(x2)

We are His portion and
He is our prize,
Drawn to redemption
by the grace in His eyes
If grace is an ocean, we're all sinking
So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss and my heart turns
violently inside of my chest
I don't have time to maintain these regrets when I think about the way


He loves us,
whoa, how He loves us
whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves
(x2)

Yeah, He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves.

Yeah, He loves us
He loves us
He loves us
He loves.

Yeah, He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves

He loves us,
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves