A Mother had three ‘virgin’ daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get
started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon
with a few words on how marital sex felt.
1) The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said: "Good till the last drop".
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
2) The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
and the card read: "Rothmans".
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack:
"Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
3) The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town . Mom waited for a week, nothing.
Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for South African Airways.
The ad said: "TEN TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."
This blog is for Jesus who makes my life amazing! Let's refresh our Soul with these beautiful worship songs. Praise and Glory to God, our Abba forever!
PLANETSHAKERS FULL CONCERT
This is our moment to praise Your name.
Let's shake the planet this Sunday. PLANETSHAKERS!!!!
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
How He Loves Us - Kim Walker / Jesus Culture with Lyrics
He is jealous for me
Love's like a hurricane,
I am a tree
Bending beneath the weight of
His wind and mercy
When all of a sudden, I am unaware of these afflictions eclipsed by glory
and I realize just how beautiful You are and how great your affections are for me.
Oh, how He loves us so
Oh, how He loves us
How He loves us so.
(x2)
Yeah, He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves.
(x2)
We are His portion and
He is our prize,
Drawn to redemption
by the grace in His eyes
If grace is an ocean, we're all sinking
So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss and my heart turns
violently inside of my chest
I don't have time to maintain these regrets when I think about the way
He loves us,
whoa, how He loves us
whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves
(x2)
Yeah, He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves.
Yeah, He loves us
He loves us
He loves us
He loves.
Yeah, He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves
He loves us,
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves us
Whoa, how He loves
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Come To The River by Parachute Band
Come To The River
Let me drink from the living water,
Bringing life to my very core.
In the midst of my desperation, Jesus.
When I'm dry running on the empty,
Flow your streams of life through me.
You're the life giving water, Jesus.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Wash me clean, wash me clean.
In this place we have found freedom,
Cleansing streams have set us free.
You are all that we ever need, Jesus, Jesus.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Wash me clean, wash me clean.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Come through me, wash me clean.
I give You all of the praise,
No one else will ever take Your place, Your place.
I give You all of my days
No one else will ever take Your place, Your place.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Wash me clean, wash me clean.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Flow through me, wash me clean.
Let me drink from the living water,
Bringing life to my very core.
In the midst of my desperation, Jesus.
When I'm dry running on the empty,
Flow your streams of life through me.
You're the life giving water, Jesus.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Wash me clean, wash me clean.
In this place we have found freedom,
Cleansing streams have set us free.
You are all that we ever need, Jesus, Jesus.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Wash me clean, wash me clean.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Come through me, wash me clean.
I give You all of the praise,
No one else will ever take Your place, Your place.
I give You all of my days
No one else will ever take Your place, Your place.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Wash me clean, wash me clean.
Come, Come, Come to the river,
You are the living water.
Flow through me, wash me clean.
Living Rain by Parachute Band with lyrics
Living Rain
We Your people come
In desperate need to You we run
Called by Your great name
With humble hearts we seek Your ways
We believe in faith
Your promises will never break
Turn from wicked ways
To live as Christ for all our days
Oh God high up in heaven
Won't You heal our land
Living rain, fall again
Over my life over my land
Living rain wash my heart again
Open wide, heaven skies
Over my street oh Spirit reside
Living rain flood my life again
Come back, back to your first love
Back to your first love
Back to the Cross
Come back, back to your first love
Back to your first love
At the foot of the Cross
We Your people come
In desperate need to You we run
Called by Your great name
With humble hearts we seek Your ways
We believe in faith
Your promises will never break
Turn from wicked ways
To live as Christ for all our days
Oh God high up in heaven
Won't You heal our land
Living rain, fall again
Over my life over my land
Living rain wash my heart again
Open wide, heaven skies
Over my street oh Spirit reside
Living rain flood my life again
Come back, back to your first love
Back to your first love
Back to the Cross
Come back, back to your first love
Back to your first love
At the foot of the Cross
Monday, January 25, 2010
By His Wounds - Steven Curtis Chapman, Brian Littrell, Mac Powell, Mark Hall
By His wounds we are healed!
Restoration by David Brymer with lyrics
New song: Restoration
Artist: David Brymer
see video - long but absolutely amazing
just listen, it needs to no explanation
Lyrics:
You bring restoration
You bring restoration
You bring restoration
to my soul
You've taken my pain
called me by a new name
You've taken my shame
and in it's place, You give me joy
You take mourning and turn it into dancing
You take weeping and turn it into laughing
You take mourning and turn it into dancing
You take my sadness and turn it into joy
hallelujah, hallelujah
You make all things new, all things new
Artist: David Brymer
see video - long but absolutely amazing
just listen, it needs to no explanation
Lyrics:
You bring restoration
You bring restoration
You bring restoration
to my soul
You've taken my pain
called me by a new name
You've taken my shame
and in it's place, You give me joy
You take mourning and turn it into dancing
You take weeping and turn it into laughing
You take mourning and turn it into dancing
You take my sadness and turn it into joy
hallelujah, hallelujah
You make all things new, all things new
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